hari ni aq menggatalkan diri dtg ke opis SITI ROHANA...muahahaha...tgk ar ofis d0rg..penuh dgn gelak tawa kanak2 ribena..yg tundok2 tuh abg fairus a.k.a. cap ayam...yg tudung biru d0k gelak cam antu tuh pmp y0ng a.k.a ibu mengand0ng...yg dok wat busy tgk pc tuh pmp lin a.k.a panjang mlidi...yg kecik ala2 bdk sk0lah tu pmp al0ng a.k.a. bdk p0nteng sk0lah..dan xketinggalan yg d0k ny0r0k kt pc blkg tuh pmp michael a.k.a. de gay b0y...wahahahah...gil0 d0rg ni sume...d0rg nih tgh isi skt masing2..tringat plak skt aq p0n xisi lagik...huhuhu...

ni lah die bdk2 0pis ppdnhep yg sengal2 belake...aq sbg pelawat yg diundang ke 0pis ni mengambil kesempatan utk menasihati k0rang agar.....

jadi, keje lah anda sebelum anda dikerjakan...bekerja amalan hid0p anda...bukan saye...muahahahaha....

ni la kaunter 0pis d0rg nih...k0s0ng je kan...tp yg beshnye ade tv tuh..siap ade dvd player lagik...s0 xde ar b0san sgt wat ip k0rg yg melambak tuh...muahahaha...tp kant0i plak aq bukak fs kat kaunter d0rg...kat luar tuh m0t0 micheal...besh nye...tp aq xtaw bwk ar m0t0 gear s0ngket nih...xkisah ar...janji dpt naek kt blkg tuh jd ar...muahahahaha....

pastu td...xpsl2 aq trus keje kat sni sbb td ade org dtg wat aduan...huhuhu...dah ar aq d0k kt dpn nih...kn ni kaunter...s0 aq p0n melayan ar pelanggan tu...ade 2org chinese guys...well, my english is ok s0 kind 0f understand the probs that they've been trough...pity them..but as an enf0rcement officer, it is my responsibility f0r any c0mplain that appear eventhough its n0t my 0ffice...we must help each 0ther bc0s we ar a TEAM..hehehe...berab0k x speaking l0nd0n...p0y0 bt0l...muahahaha...

p/s : kak zunita ku sayang...sian dem0 d0k 0pis...kewe cuti ari ni deh...s0 dem0 wat l0h kije dem0 deh...i miss u already...muuuaaahhh...!!


~AwanDanya~ said...

owh cik fana delicious ku syg..ewah2..siap g jalang-jalang carik makang yep kat penang tuh...xpe2..jangang lupe temujanji kite nop pegi ganu...nanti kite g jalang2 same2 ekk..(p/s:"jalan2 le puloks..huhuhu)

~AwanDanya~ said...

Anda di TAG...hahaha

Title: Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear ________(the last person who left a comment on your blog/journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

-Your name-

Just fill in the blanks on top based on the answers you are gonna choose below:

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?(pepandai le cover line yek...agagagaga)
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scared
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - How awful I've felt
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Hate your guts
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain

p/s: please leave ur completed "Letter MeMe " to my Comment Box jgk yer...



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